I don't even know what to do with this. Is it spam? Is it just stupid? I'll let Brian make the call on this one. Maybe you should decorate your room with some porn obtained from a more goal-oriented spammer.
I wish there was a mobile app for this forum I just got back from looking at schools in another state and didn't have reliable internet access for large portions of it. Moderating using Android's built in browser = not easy!